Fat People Ride Bikes Too. Sorry, Not Sorry.

Yup, we said it. 

This shirt is born out of countless shitheads who walk into our store. Wearing Lycra head to toe. Which is cool. I don't care what you are into. Here's the rub. They just come in to tell me how stupid E-Biking is, and that the entire concept is "cheating". How much they hate E-Biking. How annoying the very idea of riding an E-Bike is an abomination. 

How about you just don't come into the store? Who walks into a store just to tell a person they hate the product they sell, and then walk out? 

Maybe just don't stop in. That's an option. I would never walk into a Sushi restaurant to tell the guy I hate Sushi.

Get some friends bro. 

I auto load script "3A - Patient use case explainer script". Well sir, tons of people have fun on two wheels without fitness as a priority. My best customers are powersports customers who understand that having fun on two wheels in not exclusive to cycling enthusiasts. There are also folks who depend on this low cost transportation to help make ends meet...and on I go. 

So my people out there in Ebike land. The culture is forming underneath your feet. Here is a shirt for you. We only stock up to 2XL, but if you need 3 or 4XL email me. No I am not kidding I will special order it for you.  Also, pretty funny the T-shirt model is super jacked and shredded. 

 IMPORTANT NOTE: Given we actually make these shirts, I changed the shirts that were going to be printed on black to just have the text and image transfer, so I doesn't feel like a huge plastic sticker. That is not true for the ones where it is a huge image, but it is true for this one. Logic prevails. If it has a big logo/image. It feels like it. That said, we tried a bunch of different shirt types and qualities. These are beefy 100% cotton preshrunk. They worked the best.  This shirt ONLY works on Black shirts because there is no "black" inside the design. The machine is just spitting out the white words, and lines, as it prints it on the shirt. The Black shirt makes it pop. If we printed it on white you wouldn't see anything. 

If you are looking for original swag, to represent E-Biking as a new culture. We have got you covered...literally in this instance. The shirt colors were chosen with care. I wanted the graphics to pop on the correct color shirt. If you see it in white, then it only comes in white. If you see it in black, it only comes in black. 

Made on-site, cut on site, printed, folded, and packaged right here at Clinton Rides. 

Using pre-shrunk 100% Heavy Cotton Shirts. 

We are all honored by the support that has been demonstrated on Clinton Rides Coast 2 Coast. Selling E-Bikes to many States across the US. Hopefully we will have a pin in the map of each state by 2025. 

All shirts come with a little gift as well. Thank you all. -Cody @clintonrides